Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.
This is what happens when Kenzi wants to play, but Pebbles wants to sleep.
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
the majestic flapflaps…
Wait, are those breaching mantas?
no they are the majestic flapflaps
Ask a marine biologist. They will tell you those are majestic flapflaps.
Actually I am a marine biologist and those are in fact lesser spotted majestic flapflaps.
Are they related to the Sea Pancake?
when I was in costa rica I was awoken by their majestic plops
AU where magic and unicorns and mermaids and dragons exist and people read cool fantasy books about taxes and dishwashers
Lee Jordan has given me unrealistic expectations for sports commentary
If I could just add my favourite:
"And it’s Johnson -Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I’ve been saying it for years but she still won’t go out with me -"
"JORDAN!" yelled Professor McGonagall.
”- just a fun fact, Professor, adds a bit of interest…”
nO FUCKING WAY.
In terms of animation do you understand how long this must’ve taken
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.